I need In The Flesh/Shaun of the Dead crossover fics in my life like I need little else, but mpreg baffles, annoys, and weirds me out. No offense, mpreg lovers, but… where is the baby supposed to grow??
Not to mention the fact that I find pregnancy in general seriously fucking gross. The idea of a person living in another person really unsettles me. Just, urgh.
But dearest Nonny if you ever write more PDS Shaun of the Dead fic oh my gosh you let me know! You are a wonder.
» I’m glad. You didn’t mean what you said, about being done with me. If everybody knows about you, that means we can be together, don’t it?
» You think so?
My dinky hands are quite nice. My sense of humour. I like the fact that I find being nice to people really easy, and that I don’t feel the need to be nasty or hurtful. I’m really positive, so I think I’m good at lifting people’s spirits, and therefore good company. And my relationship with you, Bee - that’s my favourite thing about me, my life, and existence in general. YOU MY FAVE, BRUH.
Shaun of the Dead / In the Flesh crossover: Ed in rehab for Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers (Shaun arrives shortly after and takes him home).
“Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard – I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough — I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”hermione granger ⇝ jordan richardson
brendan brady + ste in dublin
Way I was wired, I suppose.
Dearest followers and friends! I haven’t forgotten you guys - I never could, you’re all so wonderful! No, my friends, a tragedy has struck me! My laptop, that I have had with me for five beautiful years, has sadly died. CUE LOUD WAILING MY DARLING LAPTOP HAS LEFT ME WHATEVER SHALL I DO.
Pray for me, followers, that I may struggle through this hard time. I love you all.